Soulja Boy loves Xbox, hates PS3 and proves evolution has stalled
By Dave Parrack
Soulja Boy has got to be the singularly most untalented musician I have ever heard. Seriously, who buys that rubbish? But he’s also a gamer who loves his Xbox 360 and hates the PS3. And he’s happy to tell the world all about it on YouTube, and finally prove that evolution has stalled with this generation.
I used to write a blog all about music videos, and that gig offered me the chance to slag off the worst musicians, songs, and videos around. Soulja Boy was one of my main targets of hate, along with Nickelback and Scooter, and I kind of miss not being able to verbally beat on him every week. Luckily, the man (if you can call him that) has now come out as a gamer, and so I once again have the chance to rip him a new hole.
Soulja Boy has his own YouTube channel where he likes to tell his fans (all 2 of them) about his latest projects and the state of his album (terrible). But he’s started to add videos, showing himself at home, some of which see him chatting about the Xbox 360, Xbox Live, and gaming in general.
A few weeks ago, Soulja Boy showed himself playing Braid, which in his opinion is a pointless game that is only good for the raucous laughter that the rewind time function generates. Small things please small minds.
Now comes an even greater example of Soulja Boy’s retardation, as he (via Ripten) demonstrates his understanding of the English language with gems such as “Fuck PlayStation 3… nobody play no Goddamn PlayStation” and “You can get an ass-whoopin’ fo’ free on Xbox Live”. How I wish I was that intelligent.
Soulja Boy obviously isn’t content with just inflicting some of the worst songs known to man on us all, and now wants to be scientific evidence that evolution has stalled. If this is the pinnacle of humankind then I fear for us all.
One mistake Soulja Boy makes is revealing his Xbox Live gamertag, which now means you can go online and kick his ass the way he clearly deserves to have it kicked. PS3 owners won’t have that pleasure because despite having been given a free white Playstation 3, he clearly isn’t a fan.
Soulja Boy is nowhere near being the first idiot to post to YouTube, but he is one of the first celebrity idiots to do so. And he’s proud of being so ludicrously stupid. Please do me a favor and go comment on his YouTube videos - the man deserves a roasting and Blorgers have the power.
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October 13th, 2008
he has ALOT of games, many of them rubbish, ALL of them now broken after that dropping. That extra copy of halo was where he was either 1. stupid and forgot he owns it already or 2. replacements for ones he previously bought/broke.
October 13th, 2008
Why even waste my time…lol. I’d much rather be playing my PS3
Morne
October 13th, 2008
“ass-whoopin’ fo’ free on Xbox Live”
free? is he on drugs?
Stupid man, as a gamer (not ps3 fan/owner) can i ask all 360 gamers go whoop his ass on braid or COD4 or anything he plays please?
Dave i thought you were a fan, i’m severely disappointed. I thought you likes gangsta rap. Yeah i saw you in a club doing the superman dance, you know the one lol.
All seriousness he should be repeatedly shot in the face.
October 13th, 2008
I’m with you Morne! I love my PS3!!
October 13th, 2008
Holy crap, we finally found Ivan_360! And it’s Soulja Boy!
-Arvis
October 13th, 2008
This article is a complete waste, it has nothing to do with gaming, and all this guy does is bash Soulja Boy…. Nobody cares about how many slurs and insults a non-creative “journalist” can throw at a musician who he has probably never met before….just because your life is garbage doesn’t mean you should take out your frustration on everyone else haha.
October 13th, 2008
Arvis- I think you meant we found the Anti-Ivan_360. They should make a youtube video of those two hashing it out!
October 13th, 2008
Sorry Arvis, long day, I see you put Ivan_360. I even typed the same thing and didn’t pick up on it until I re-read it.
October 13th, 2008
LOL Arvis, as I was reading that article I was thinking ‘Fuck…… now there’s an Ivan_PSP on the other side of the fence’.
October 13th, 2008
Aww dammit. Now Soulja said it, I just HAVE to get rid of my PS3
October 13th, 2008
What an idiot. I mean, not only does he actually think the Suxbox 3FixMe is somewhat of a respectable console, but he sucks as a rapper.
October 13th, 2008
This is the most incorrect article ever written on this site. That’s saying something considering most of the articles here are opinions.
A rapper is NOT a musician! A rapper is a person that wants to be a musician screaming third rate poetry to loud music.
Also, most famous people aren’t too bright, but the media loves them so much that they must make sure people know they can’t speak English, or other things like that, by showing everyone, themselves.
If he said this in an interview, you’d never see it, though in this case, I’m not sure if it would be because he’s famous, or because most English speakers wouldn’t be able to understand his language.
October 13th, 2008
I didn’t understand one word he said. I guess it’s because I don’t speak retard.
October 13th, 2008
what an idiot
October 13th, 2008
lol @ matt…
damn bro…
Well…..you can’t spell crap without rap!
October 13th, 2008
HAHA IVAN_PSP IS notorious around this web site. ANY ways YAA SOLJA YAA, SUCK MY BALLS. SOLJA boy sucks!!, but i do like doo doo head , that song where he says “girl you stank, take a bath”. The rest is just wack. Watch Solja boy, when your xbox blows up in your face we’ll see whos laughing now. ANd MATT PLZ do not diss solja boy becauase hes black and do not tell him to go back to africa. ANd please dot say the N word.
October 13th, 2008
Well finally a bait. Soon his account will most definitely be hacked. Soulja Boy sucks he’s music = pure garbage fvckin fanboy he doesn’t know shit about games.
October 13th, 2008
wait wait wait…
Solja boy is a … musician?
October 13th, 2008
Dave Parrack:
Dave you are so right. I also got a white PS3 with 320 gigs. Soulja boy is getting ban i put 100 of my buddy 2 get him out also on youtube.
October 14th, 2008
“Suxbox 3FixMe” - now that made me laugh…really.
Have we finally seen (the majority) 360 and ps3 owners unite on site…..even if only but brief
Wow, how cool
October 14th, 2008
yeah heres to a brief unification against Soulja boy
October 14th, 2008
The guns have drawn silent…. until the NPD data comes out….
October 14th, 2008
lol
October 14th, 2008
harry sachz:
Shut the fuck nerd get a life loser stop dick riding Crapbox 180 retard. Jealous piece shit.
October 14th, 2008
Oh just go away, Ivan…
-Arvis
October 14th, 2008
why did my comment get deleted?…thats so gay……you deleted my comment bc my comment was true?…wow…..i guess i am that good at dissing black people that i hate..not every black person, just those black people that suck and are very unitelligent and get whatever they want, and think they are cool when they are negative cool
October 14th, 2008
Well I think hes an asshat, but I wouldn’t say no to his TV. I’d take that white PS3 also. Be nice to have the yin and yang of ps3’s next to each other
October 14th, 2008
@Matt shut the hell up retard.
Hip Hop is good. Just nerd boy gamers like you don’t like it. You jealous because they had enough talent to get rich.
@Ivan LOL yeah, sure you have 100 friends. Your the new God father aren’t you? LOL Idiot.
October 14th, 2008
SW:
I got a white PS3 is easy to get1. Don’t you have n 1080p TV.
October 14th, 2008
No I don’t have a 1080p display. I’m not a gangsta like yourself.
720p is all my lady would allow me to buy
October 15th, 2008
Well that was enthralling reading …!!
October 15th, 2008
Soon ban
October 15th, 2008
Ban this bitter fanboy. Blorge
October 15th, 2008
i hope he was on ps3 so i can destroy is ass in any shooting game and embarasse him in front of the other player.
October 19th, 2008
hahahahahahahahhhahahahahaha super