Zero Punctuation reviews ‘LittleBigPlanet′ for the PS3
Ben “Yahtzee†Croshaw is back with another ultra-snarky, expletive-laden video review of a popular game. This week, ‘Zero Punctuation’ reviews LittleBigPlanet for the PS3. I’d yet to hear someone hate on this game before I watched this video. How can you hate Sackboy? For the love of God.
In the same way that last week’s Gears of War 2 review meant something to some people (I personally couldn’t care less), this week’s review of LittleBigPlanet matters to me. I’m still playing LBP and loving it to bits. My created levels may be dire, but some of the ones I’ve played online are sublime. Maybe Croshaw couldn’t work out how to find the good levels?
The best and worst part of the video review this week has to be the bizarre booty shaking intermission. I assume it’s Croshaw’s own bum on display, and if so, he needs to go the gym.
WARNING: The video below contains adult humor and is therefore not suitable for anyone under the age of 18. Only watch it if you are not easily offended.
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February 4th, 2009
“Do you have a job yet?”
“Fuck off mother”
Genius.
February 4th, 2009
NO GOOGLY EYES NOOOooooo!!!
well cant blame him… he was far more critical towards Halo 3 and MGS 4…
it was pretty funny…
is this going to be a regular feature on blorge??
February 4th, 2009
“is this going to be a regular feature on blorge??”
If it is that guy Zoar will have a coronary. I thought he was going to cry.
Dave… your warning should read. “Do not view if you are a little bitch”
February 4th, 2009
hahahaah right phranc…
February 4th, 2009
‘Dave… your warning should read. “Do not view if you are a little bitch‒
Hahaha
February 4th, 2009
Just heard Mass Effect 2 isn’t coming out for ps3 anymore. Happy days.
Dave I’ll time how long it takes you to post this.
February 4th, 2009
PS3 owners will be enjoying Uncharted 2 and God or War 3 too much to care.
February 4th, 2009
Didn’t know that they were RPGs?
February 4th, 2009
really?? because I could swear I played the ROLE of Kratos and Nathan Drake in those games… I guess I was wrong…
February 4th, 2009
Not gonna win any wars with that one Con.
I doubt anyone with a PS3 cares about Mass Effect. Played it on my 360, and even tried it on PC for the hell of it. Don’t like it at all.
February 4th, 2009
I CARE I CARE
February 4th, 2009
Don’t be to hard on yourself dark, it happens to the best of us lol. Sw Mass Effect is one of the best games I’ve played in the last 10 years but I suppose you either love those games or hate them.
February 4th, 2009
Yeah its funny, I had a buddy who got mass effect(PC) and he pulled some crazy binge and completed the storyline in one sitting because he was addicted.
Crazy stuff.
February 4th, 2009
Is there something wrong with my browser or did the video get pulled?
February 4th, 2009
Mass Effect was awesome. Cannot wait for the next one, shame I will probably have to build my Commander Shepherd up from scratch though.
February 4th, 2009
Harry, hopefully I’ve fixed the video – not sure what the problem was.
DWH, yes, this is now a regular feature on Blorge along with a game-related video at the weekend. Just my little way of trying to provide a laugh and ease the fanboy tensions we spend the rest of our time poking with a stick
February 5th, 2009
good on ya Dave… you can mail my residuals to the Sony Headquarters… because Major Nelson wont pay me anymore…
February 5th, 2009
I might get LittleBigPlanet after i finish Killzone 2 this February 27 can’t wait. LBP has a Killzone 2 costume pack i think.
February 5th, 2009
Yeah Ivan, that’s hardcore. Dressing up your dolls as Killzone characters. Can I join your posse?
February 5th, 2009
Harry, you can join the LBP Killzone 2 posse if you can guess our secret password.
_ e _ _ _ e _ _ _ E _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
February 5th, 2009
Sorry it removed my space marks, it should be like this.
_ e / _ _ _ e / _ _ _ E / _ _ _ _ _ _ _. (4 words)
February 5th, 2009
“Dressing up your dolls” … classic harry.
“I could swear I played the ROLE of Kratos and Nathan Drake in those games… I guess I was wrong…” darkwhitehair, you have a time machine too? Awesome.
February 6th, 2009
@ Royzy,
Can I buy a vowel?
February 6th, 2009
Anyone want to explain to DWH what a RPG is?
February 6th, 2009
I was being sarcastic you asshole…
but with so much genre blending… the old words “RPG” do get a lil redundant…
I am playing the ROLE of Niko… why not just call the current RPGs
“game with a lotta item management and the turn based shit pisses you off and makes you want to kill your mom”
a lot more clear than RPG…
February 6th, 2009
Sarcasm never works on the internet. I thought you were using douchebaggery….
February 6th, 2009
Mass Effect wasn’t turn based. You have never played it, have you?
February 6th, 2009
Yeh sure, and an extra letter to speed it up before the article disappears.
_ e / _ o _ e / _ _ _ E / _ _ R R _ _ _.
February 6th, 2009
Nope, still need help. Can I have an ‘S’ please?
February 6th, 2009
Thank you God, for not making me see this crap!
Because I heard from the ZP Comments that Ben Croshaw shows his butt in this one.
Is this true? I need to ask someone who’s 100% gay for this one; phranctoast, Dave Parrack, did you see his butt?
February 6th, 2009
we need a sarcasm font… or maybe we should write /sarcasm at the end of the post… but that would looks silly if my sarcastic comment was classy as shit…
Zoar… stop making such a big deal out of it… jesus… if you dont like it… stop bringing attention to it with your multiple page views…
yes he put two ping pong balls on each cheek (WHILE WEARING PANTS) and dances… anyways… atleast the british accent makes it sound classy like an Eliot Spitzwhore
Id like to add an H to that sentence Roy…
February 7th, 2009
[Draws imaginary base line] nope, no S I’m afraid harry.
And DWH, no H either. [draws a line upwards]
I’ll give you another letter.
_ e / _ o _ e / _ _ _ E / _ _ R R _ C _!
February 7th, 2009
“I was being sarcastic you asshole…”
I still want a time machine to play those games.
February 7th, 2009
Id like a B…
February 8th, 2009
[Draws another line]
No. I thought it’d be quite easy.
My use of CAPS is relevant.
February 8th, 2009
so no B??
how bout??? M
February 8th, 2009
Nope. No S, B, M, H.
It’d probably give it away if I add any more letters, but I will add 1.
_ e / _ o _ e / _ A _ E / _ A R R A C _.
February 8th, 2009
Seriously. That’s your password? I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or board up my windows.
February 8th, 2009
Hahaha! Mighty one, we have a cult too, and perform annual sacrifices of young virgins in great honour of Your name.
[Note to self: must remember that writers read their comments...]
February 8th, 2009
I WANT a
D
V
P
K
ummm I cant think about the other two words…