Zero Punctuation reviews ‘F.E.A.R. 2′ on PS3 and Xbox 360
Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw is back again with another Zero Punctuation review. This week he tackles F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin, which was released on the PS3 and Xbox 360 in January, 2009. Not only does he berate the game for its complete lack of innovation, he then rants about the plethora of sequels and how they usually aren’t much cop.
I never played the original F.E.A.R. because as Croshaw implies, I’m one of those people who tend to avoid PC gaming because it’s just too nerdy and caters to hairy, naked men sitting in their bedrooms while their wives wait on them hand and foot. OK, so he didn’t go quite that far but you get my drift.
I played the demo of F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin, and two things happened. 1. I crapped in my pants. 2. I got bored very easily and deleted the demo after one solitary play. If demos are meant to persuade us to buy games, this one failed miserably. I’m sure F.E.A.R. 2 has its fans, but neither Croshaw or I are in that group.
WARNING: The video below contains adult humor and is therefore not suitable for anyone under the age of 18. Only watch it if you are not easily offended.
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February 25th, 2009
“I played the demo of F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin, and two things happened. 1. I crapped in my pants. 2. I got bored very easily and deleted the demo after one solitary play”
Thats EXACTLY what i did, wow thats wierd…
February 25th, 2009
I haven’t even played the demo yet. I DL’ed it, I just never got the chance. Then I forgot that I DL’ed it.
February 25th, 2009
I third that Dave and Bourne. right down to the pants and deleting after one solitary play.
February 25th, 2009
Negative on the crapping pants. I don’t think I finished the demo before uninstalling.
February 26th, 2009
Are you too lazy to make your own reviews, Parrack? Then maybe you shouldn’t be working here.
Just a friendly suggestion.
February 26th, 2009
Ha ha