Top 40 best PS3 games – The best Playstation 3 exclusives

June 29, 2009

Top 40 PS3 games - The best Playstation 3 exclusivesThe PS3 is blessed with some truly great games. But which of this huge library of games are the best on the Playstation 3? Read on for the Top 40 PS3 exclusive games ever released.

There are many multi-format games which you’ll likely own or want to own, regardless of the system you’re currently playing. Call Of Duty 4 and Grand Theft Auto 4 immediately spring to mind. But what about those games which are only available on your system of choice?

Whether you’re a new PS3 owner or have had one of the Sony consoles for some time, you’re likely to want to know what the best games you can buy with your money are. Wonder no more. Here are the Top 40 PS3 exclusive games, listed and ranked by us here at Blorge.

Top 40 Playstation 3 Exclusive Games

Metal Gear Solid 4

Top 40 Playstation 3 Exclusive Games – 1-10

Metal Gear Solid 4 – The latest epic from Hideo Kojima. Recommended for all lovers of long cut-scenes.

Killzone 2 – The best exclusive FPS on the PS3. Everything the first game on the PS2 wasn’t.

Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune – A third-person action adventure that will thrill and enthrall in equal measure.

LittleBigPlanet – A cute facade encompasses an addictive platformer with endless gameplay possibilities.

Wipeout HD – The Playstation classic brought bang up-to-date and with amazing graphics.

Resistance 2 – The first is great, the sequel is greater. A top class FPS.

inFamous – You play a man imbued with superpowers and a whole city to play with. What more do you want?

Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction – A fun and frivolous action platformer guaranteed to entertain.

Warhawk – An online-only third-person shooter with vehicles and flying elements thrown in.

Motorstorm – Get down and dirty with this muddy and madly entertaining racer.

GT5 Prologue

Top 40 Playstation 3 Exclusive Games – 11-20

GT5: Prologue – It’s not the full game, but it’s still fun to play and amazing to look at.

White Knight Chronicles – A lengthy Level 5-developed Japanese RPG.

Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection/Online – An arcade port of the latest in the long-running fighting game series.

Heavenly Sword – A third-person actioner that’s only let down by its short length. Brilliant while it lasts.

Ninja Gaiden Sigma – Play a ninja while flicking the bird at Xbox owners for getting the game’s best version.

Demon’s Souls – A hardcore action RPG. Perfect for those looking for a mighty challenge.

Valkyria Chronicles – A tactical RPG that grabs you and refuses to let go. Mightily addictive.

MLB 09: The Show – If you like baseball, or even sports games in general, this is the best on the market.

Siren: Blood Curse – A Japanese survival horror guaranteed to have you crapping your pants.

Resistance: Fall of Man – The original exclusive PS3 FPS. Outdone by its sequel but still well worth playing.

PS3 Flower

Top 40 Playstation 3 Exclusive Games – 21-30

Flower – Part game, part stress-busting experience. A must-have PSN download.

Disgaea 3 – Tactical RPGs aren’t for everyone, But Disgaea is one of the best in the genre.

Folklore – A dark and fantastical action RPG which uses the SixAxis controller to great effect.

Singstar – For karaoke fiends everywhere. Also perfect to annoy your neighbors with.

PixelJunk Eden – Another PSN download, and one which will frustrate, entertain, and soothe in equal measure.

Socom: US Navy SEALs Confrontation – An online-only third-person tactical shooter similar to Warhawk.

Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest For Booty – Better looking but shorter than Tools of Destruction.

LocoRoco Cocoreccho – Is it a game? Maybe, but it’s definitely madness personified.

Motorstorm 2: Pacific Rift – Drive through dirt, dust, and mud in this not-quite-as-good-as-the-original racer.

Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm – A 3D fighter featuring cel-shaded graphics and based on the Naruto anime.

Crash Commando

Top 40 Playstation 3 Exclusive Games – 31-40

Crash Commando – A PSN exclusive, Crash Commando is an addictive side-scrolling multiplayer shooter.

PixelJunk Monsters – A very strange tower defense game which is another PSN exclusive.

Everyday Shooter – A music-based multi-directional shooter which plays like Rez Lite.

Echochrome – A simply designed yet frustratingly difficult puzzle game that plays with perspectives.

Buzz: Quiz TV – Does for pub quizzes what Singstar does for karaoke. Social and very competitive.

Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds – A cartoon golf game for those bored with Tiger Woods.

Ridge Racer 7 – The first decent racing game on the PS3, now looking a little dated.

Time Crisis 4 – An on-rails, lightgun shooter. A ludicrous plot takes away from the enjoyment somewhat.

Noby Noby Boy – From the makers of Katamari Damacy comes this strange PSN exclusive.

FlOw – A prequel of sorts to FlowerflOw is a highly playable gaming experience.

Conclusions

Not all of these games will suit all tastes, but they represent (at the time of writing) the best exclusive Playstation 3 games you can buy with your hard-earned cash. The Top 10 are indispensable, the Top 20 should all be in your collection, but the whole of the Top 40 represent the best exclusive games to suit all tastes.

As always, we welcome your opinions. Are there any games we missed that belong on the list? Any that are on there which shouldn’t be? Be sure to look out for more Top 40 lists soon. Next, it’s the turn of Xbox 360 exclusives. Which should be fun.

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92 Responses to “Top 40 best PS3 games – The best Playstation 3 exclusives”

  1. Barnabe Jones:

    Wow great list. I have a lot of the games listed.

    I’m really looking forward to White Knight and Demon’s Souls. And I will probably finally check out Disgaea 3 next month when the trophy patch is released.

  2. Bourne:

    R2 at number 6? I think not. Swap R2 with R:FOM and we have a deal.

  3. Bourne:

    Also i’d like to add i think the list is pretty solid actually.

  4. Roca.:

    I have 43 out of the 40 games u listed, but when i get Demon’s Soul and White Knight Chronicles i’ll have 45 of them. I think you forgot Eye of Judgment and Super Stardust HD on ur list.

  5. Bourne:

    math fail ^

  6. Roca.:

    lol i meant 33 and ill have 35.

    just testing you.

  7. Andrew_DS:

    Yeah ok Roca, I believe you. Can you link to any proof that you manage to do the impossible and have 43 games out of a possible 40!

    Look out Dave. Oh no. Watch out. Oh damn, too late. Barnabe, Bourne, Ivan and Roca (twice) just shot a load in your face due to that list. Damn! Roca before he even got the page loaded.

    Personally I am astounded that there are 40! I had to go through the list just to make sure you were not pulling a fast one (sorry Roca not having another go at you) and listing some games twice. I will let you off though even though you have included 70%-80% rated games like LBP and Resistance. Suppose you had to pad it out some how.

  8. Roca.:

    Andrew FYI

    LBP is the highest rated Exclisve game ever.

    and I also believe most of the game on the list are above 80%.

    The firist 9 are all above 90% on IGN

    and if think resistance was bad..i believe it go better reveiw then L4D.

  9. Andrew_DS:

    WTF, you mean at 85% LBP is the highest rated exclusive for the ps4th! Damn. Unless you’re refering the 99% the laminated totally unbiased playstation mags gave it.

    Bad luck guys. Eventually GT5 will come out which should be a half decent game.

  10. lock_down:

    Perhaps Roca is one of the 5 out of 3 people who can’t do fractions.

  11. Roca.:

    LBP is the highest rated exclusive between 360/PS3

    LBP – 95%
    MGS4 – 94%
    Gears of War – 94%
    Halo 3 -94%

    Source: metacritic

  12. CAD:

    Andrew DS

    That is pretty Funny that LBP is the highest rated PS3 game. LOL

  13. Arvis:

    Well, it’s also rated higher than any other 360 game, as far as I know…

    -Arvis

  14. Spideydog:

    LOL, that just made you look silly CAD….. ROFLMAO

  15. Roca.:

    idk from where Andrew got the 85% from, mayb he just made it up like he usually does

  16. CAD:

    Not really dude it’s funnier looking at it the other way. That’s like Vivia Piniata being rated higher then Halo 3 & Greas of War 2. So a Puzzle Platformer game is better then MGS4, Uncharted and Killzone on the PS3. ROFLMAO X infinity.

  17. Arvis:

    Er… wouldn’t that just mean that the Viva Pinata game was really really good? What would be the problem with that? And you still seem to be missing the obvious point that a “Puzzle Platformer” on the PS3 IS better than Halo 3 and Gears of War 2… at least, according to ratings.

    -Arvis

  18. Roca.:

    CAD – “So a Puzzle Platformer game is better then MGS4, Uncharted and Killzone on the PS3. ROFLMAO X infinity”

    LBP is more than just a Puzzle Platformer. Have you Play Contra 1-8 on LBP or Super Sackboy Smash, well u shouldnt know how amazing that game is. but again ur always right and everybody else around the world is wrong.

  19. Spideydog:

    “Er… wouldn’t that just mean that the Viva Pinata game was really really good? What would be the problem with that? And you still seem to be missing the obvious point that a “Puzzle Platformer” on the PS3 IS better than Halo 3 and Gears of War 2… at least, according to ratings.”

    Exactly …. spin, spin, spin CAD. At the end of the day, LBP has a higher rating than any of the best 360 offering’s thus far. You just shot yourself in the foot buddy. Just smile and nod and we will move onto the next discussion point :)

  20. CAD:

    Well of course I understand what you guys are saying but at the end of the day, LBP comes under the PS3 List and I’m gald that on the 360 side a cheezy game like LBP is not the best thing to play on the 360. I told you Sackboy was your Maskot. LOL!! Looks like the PS3 is for the casual market. Andrew you have been on the wrong side the whole time. LOL

  21. lock_down:

    “I’m glad that on the 360 side a cheezy game like LBP is not the best thing to play on the 360.”

    Ooo, so that’s why Microsoft are making a LBP rival in Kodu is it…?

    And anyway, LBP isn’t the “best thing” to play on PS3 is it? The best thing to play on PS3 is GTA4, exactly like it is on the 360.

  22. Roca.:

    so what is the best “thing” u can play on the 360?

    Halo 3 – 4 hrs story mode, then all its left is more online shooting (a shooting game like anyother shooter)

    Gears of War – More shooting. the second a letdown compared to the first one. (……..oh yeah more anoter shooter)

    in the shooter category CoD4 is the KING and is out for both console. Killzone 2 is better than Halo 3.

    so thats it.. two shooter are ur best games. when COD4 and KZ2 are also high rated shooters that i can get on the PS3.

    but then there is LPB the Hightest rated exclusive for a reason. it has “endless gameplay possibilities”

    so CAD is sad the the best 360 games bring nothing to the gaming expierence and is on a crowed genre where get similar experience elsewhere. but LPB is on a class of its own

  23. Roca.:

    And anyway, LBP isn’t the “best thing” to play on PS3 is it? The best thing to play on PS3 is GTA4, exactly like it is on the 360.

    lock_down we are talking about exclusive.

  24. SW:

    @Arvis – ‘Er… wouldn’t that just mean that the Viva Pinata game was really really good?’

    BUT IT DUZNT HAVE TEH GUNZZZORRRSSS!!!!
    AND BLOODZZZ!!!!!

    ;)

  25. CAD:

    I guess the same goes for the PS3, the best games are shooters. All there is is MGS4, Unchartered & Killzone. All Shooters. Lets throw in Resistance and Warhawk. More Shooters. So basically Halo and Gears trumps all of these games and offers more game play and innovation then the whole lot combined. The both together probably sold more copies too. LOL LOL LOL

  26. Arvis:

    @SW: OMGINORITE!?!? :D

    @CAD: So you’re just basically saying that you’re GLAD that the 360 is missing out on a really amazing game just because… because what? Because you don’t want the 360 to be associated with ANY game that has bright colors? I don’t get where you’re coming from here.

    -Arvis

  27. Roca.:

    Resistance 2 has more innovation than both Halo 3 and GoW

    8-players Co-Op with 3 different classes
    60-player online matches
    New and Better Guns

    CAD stop saying nosense please.

  28. CarlB:

    Roca et al, if you want to see the complete “exclusive” (between PS3 and 360 only) lists for each console’s games rated 75 or higher on metacritic check here:

    blorge.net/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=95&p=561#p561

    I thought the number was surprisingly high in the 360’s favor at first (almost 3 to 1), but then evened up a little after considering other factors.

  29. Roca.:

    who cares most of those x360 games are from the year ahead release. the PS3 still have better exclisive.

  30. Roca.:

    you wanna talk about old games. lets bring the PS2 into play. do you want the numbers or what.

    looking at whats coming up. the PS3 is looking way better. with 4 MMOs, a whole bunch of JRPGs, and then there is MAG, UNCHARTED, HEAVY RAIN, AGENT, LAST GARDIAN AND MORE

  31. CarlB:

    Actually, counting all 2005 and 2006 releases would make 53 out of the 360’s 136… but I did already mention it as one of the factor’s that would even up the comparison.

    “better exclisive” … subjective. Personally I like RPG’s and the 360 seems to win out, for now, though it may change in the future.

    “Grudge Match: 360 v. PS3 Roleplaying Games
    Has Microsoft unseated Sony as king of the RPG?”

    xbox360.ign.com/articles/998/998401p1.html

    Regardless, either console you own (if not all three, etc.) has plenty of great games to keep anybody happy.

  32. CarlB:

    Roca, I already mentioned PS2 games in the piece and actually argued in favor of the PS3.

    Release dates are famously tentative, especially with Sony.

  33. CAD:

    Carl B

    Don’t bother with list. Even though your list is impressive Roca will look at the whole thing and only see 2 games. Halo and Gears. His mind is too small to comprehend the rest.

  34. Barnabe Jones:

    *facepalm*

    Roca, please ignore Andy. He doesn’t have any pro-nintendo sites, because only old ladies and toddlers play the Wii.

    Carl, off the top of my head PS3 rpg exclusives…

    Valkaria Chronicles
    Disgaea 3
    Cross Edge
    Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
    Tales of Vesperia (expanded)
    White Knight Chronicles
    Demon’s Souls
    DC Universe Online
    The Agency
    Free Realms
    trinity universe
    Atelier Rorona
    FF VII
    Wild Arms 1 & 2
    Suikoden
    FF Tactics
    FF I

    vs – Lost Odessy and a few of the worst games Square has ever released. *facepalm*

  35. Barnabe Jones:

    New idea for a form post: “Has the 360 destroyed Sqaure Enix’s reputation this gen?”.

  36. SW:

    The best about review lists is that they’re not even your own opinion, which is really what you should be using ;)

    Now of course you could agree with %100 of review lists %100 of the time I suppose, but I would think you’d be lying.

    On a side note, I’ve been playing Tales of Vesperia lately, its neat. I played the demo and dumped on it, but then gave it another shot and I enjoy it, nice game.

  37. SW:

    ^^ Oh I should add that this is not aimed at ‘exclusive lists’ which of course are not opinion… My bad for not pointing that out :)

  38. navyste:

    Lets ignore the fact that your all using one source as “evidence” who has the best exclusive i think you will find its actually mario galaxy. Now u can all hate the wii im not a big fan myself, but if ur going to use metacritc is evidence in your fanboy war u all now have to say the wii is best, because of the evidence u used.

  39. Arvis:

    I’m still of the opinion that if Nintendo had made Galaxy the exact same as they did, but without ANY ties to Mario whatsoever, it would have averaged in the low 80s with critics. So many glaring issues… all completely ignored. Nostalgia can be dangerous.

    -Arvis

  40. SW:

    What glaring issues? :)

  41. Barnabe Jones:

    I agree. Galaxy was really good. Not the best game this gen, but still pretty good.

    ” I played the demo and dumped on it, but then gave it another shot and I enjoy it, nice game.”

    -Glad to hear you say that actually. I played the 360 demo also and I was not impressed. Maybe I will give it another chance.

  42. oldschool1987:

    is it wrong to have nothin but pure hate for andrew_DS? blatently still a school boy, everything he says is just wrong and childish. lets set him on fire lol.

    MGS4 best game eva eva eva eva!!! why oh why do they have 2 make another!

  43. CarlB:

    Barnabe,

    Seven of those games I already played, or can still play on PS2/PSP as I can also play Fable, Jade Empire, KotoR, etc on the 360/XB (though I also mentioned this in the piece as another factor in PS3’s favor).

    I was also sticking with games with aggregate review scores of 75 or higher, which eliminates Untold Legends (played better versions on PSP a long time ago) and Cross Edge, but I’ll believe you if you say they are worthwhile RPG experiences.

    The rest of the games you listed haven’t even released yet (White Knight has already in Japan, but not the rest of the world), I (and IGN) was talking about existing games, hence “might change” in the as yet to be determined future. So, to date, for present gen games that have released, this leaves us with:

    Mass Effect -91
    Fable 2 -89
    Tales of Vesperia -80
    Blue Dragon -79
    Lost Odyssey -78

    vs

    Valkyria Chronicles -87
    Disgaea 3 -78

    We should see some improvement within the year for PS3’s side, though it is yet to be seen.

  44. Roca.:

    look at the JRPG highest rated JRPG ON THE PS3.

    Tales of Vesperia -80
    Blue Dragon -79
    Lost Odyssey -78

    vs

    Valkyria Chronicles -87
    Disgaea 3 -78

  45. Roca.:

    why are comparing Fable, jade empire and kotor to the likes of FF7 FF tactics, Sukuiden etc.

  46. me_:

    “Lets ignore the fact that your all using one source as “evidence” who has the best exclusive i think you will find its actually mario galaxy. ”

    Wow 97! Not bad for a game that’s just a “simple platformer”.

    It also sold 8 million copies which is probably more than the entire top 40 PS3 list that Dave put up.

  47. harry sachz:

    Because they’re RPGs? Duh!

    Mario Galaxy is on my purchase list, just have to wait for some disposable income, crack ain’t cheap.

  48. harry sachz:

    @ oldschool,

    “s it wrong to have nothin but pure hate for andrew_DS? blatently still a school boy, everything he says is just wrong and childish”

    So how many other school boys do you have pure hate for? And I bet my bottom dollar that he’s a lot smarter than you. The man knows funny, and he also knows how to press the buttons of rabid fanboys.

  49. me_:

    “ and he also knows how to press the buttons of rabid fanboys.”

    Well pointing out that Mario Galaxy has a higher metacritic score than MGS4 was bound to upset some people around here.

    “I’m still of the opinion that if Nintendo had made Galaxy the exact same as they did, but without ANY ties to Mario whatsoever, it would have averaged in the low 80s with critics”

    It didn’t stop Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games getting 67. With twice the mascots it should have got a higher score than Galaxy right?

  50. Andrew_DS:

    Thanks for the support Harry. Again another one for the fan club. Thats Roca, fuck_andrew_DS and now oldschool1789.

    The funny thing is I don’t know why he hates me so much. My understanding was he had a thing for school boys.

    And you’re right about fan boy buttons Harry. It seems like they are easier to push than expected if people are saying they ‘hate’ me! Ha ha. People need to put all this game talk in perspective.

    So LBP is the highest rated exclusive compared to the 360. Are we taking specialist press reviews here like what score the sony mags and sites gave it? GameRankings is a good basis for getting a balanced average score. Where is LBP there?

    Oh wait a min. Nintendo has 5 of the top 10 games (if your having problems with those figures Roca think of it as being over half)

    I personally think LBP HAD to get high reviews as it was such an overly anticipated game.

  51. Andrew_DS:

    @ me_ : “Wow 97! Not bad for a game that’s just a “simple platformer” HUH.

    Saying that is like saying that your beloved kill(joy)zone 2 is not bad for a simple shooter. I would say Mario Galaxy has more inovation in it than kill(joy)zone 2.

    Mario Galaxy is an amazingly fun game that although not the most brain challenging product out there has some really good puzzles and levels.

  52. oldschool1987:

    @ harry sachz:

    yh he might be funnier than me, prob one of the reasons i went in the army, cuz im a bit of a dumb fuck lol.

    dunno what your sticking up for him for? does he give ya nice sloppy ones at nite?

    and i obviously dont hate him, you normally take thing completely seriously yh? i was just gettin at the fact that he’s annoyin and a fanboy.

    as for me? i aint a fanboy either way, got both consoles so dont give a fuck really

  53. oldschool1987:

    ‘yh he might be funnier and cleverer**’

    4got 2 add the cleverer bit lol, yh im that stupid :P

  54. harry sachz:

    oh bitch please! you’ve got to be one of the biggest fanboys here!

    he does indeed give me sloppy ones at night, and semi sloppy ones when i wake up in the morning.

  55. Roca.:

    Andrew why you keep talking trash.

    not too long ago u were saying “how LBP is the highest rated exclusive at 85%” but then I prove you wrong….by showing u that in reality LBP is at 96%. higher than any exclusive on the X360. and Valkyria Chronicles is the Highest rated JRPG.

    so just an advise for everyone. dont take this guy serious as he is always making stuff up from his head and usually doesnt make sense

  56. Barnabe Jones:

    Andy thinks the Wii is the best console… he thinks Wii Play is the best game this gen. He obviously doesn’t have a clue about gaming, or how the Wii is destroying it.

  57. CarlB:

    roca,

    You’re right, PS3 has also has 1 JRPG rated in the 80’s.

    Also, I wasn’t comparing them, just mentioning them, though KotoR did score higher than FFVII, Fable scored higher than Suikoden, and one set of games is from a more recent generation. Good thing I still have my PS2.

    Anyway, they are all worthwhile games, Suikoden and FFVII are great, I already have them on my PSP, and I will love playing through them again if I get deployed again or if I’m on the move if I ever get through with the more recent portable RPG’s. I actually just finished up the War of the Lions before I came back and loved it as well.

    “I don’t know why he hates me so much”

    Don’t worry Andrew, it’s the standard reception here for anybody who isn’t in love with the PS3.

  58. harry sachz:

    Look out, Roca’s going to start whipping out lists soon. Ivan used to do that a lot too…. hmmmm…?

  59. Roca.:

    Suikoden is great im playing the DS version that just came out.

    i hope the put Xenogears, Vagrant Story and Brave Fencer Musashi on the PSN. ohh also “Soul Blade” for the PS1

  60. Barnabe Jones:

    All I know is I borrowed a friends Xbox and played KotoR 2… wow what a bad, bad, bad game that was. HATED the combat! Lock on and shoot? Wtf is the point?

    “but I’ll believe you if you say they are worthwhile RPG experiences” – I didn’t say that lol. From what I’ve read Untold Legends was decent, and Cross Edge is pretty horrible. Only huge JRPG fanboys have praised that game. They are actually doing a port for the 360, so you’ll see.

  61. Barnabe Jones:

    I only played a little bit of Xenogears, but it was pretty cool. I also played the 1st XenoSaga.

    I missed Vagrant story, but have heard a lot of good stuff about it.

  62. Arvis:

    SW,

    The “glaring issues” I had with Galaxy were mostly with the camera and perspective issues. It was a bigger headache than critics want to admit. Also, there were quite a few sections in the game that were just trial and error, and any new IP with that much T&E would never have gotten away with it. But because it’s Mario, and it’s “classic,” the critics don’t care. And you know what? I can’t say I blame them. But objectively, Galaxy is not as great as it’s scores indicate.

    -Arvis

  63. SW:

    I never had that much trouble with the camera myself (altho it was been a LONG time since I played)… Otherwise I found it to be a great game. The level design was fantastic and so was the gameplay. Heck they even worked the waggle of the wiimote into the game without ruining it.

    Still, I do agree that being a Mario title probably did boost its score, in the same way that being a Grand Theft Auto game automatically gives it like a 9.9 on IGN.

  64. Arvis:

    SW,

    Agreed on all points. :)

    -Arvis

  65. Roca.:

    yeah SW GTA4 doesnt deserve that score with all the glitches and bugs the game has

  66. CarlB:

    I read the PS3 version was a bit more wonkier for some that way. Didn’t they fix it with a patch? I never had any problems with 360 version.

  67. SW:

    ‘SW GTA4 doesnt deserve that score with all the glitches and bugs the game has’

    It doesn’t deserve that score because its just not that good.

    For the record, I’ve never had any problems with the PS3 version either. I did hear that there was some kind of crash bug when it was first released and I think the servers were dying every so often.

  68. harry sachz:

    I traded my GTA4 for NHL09 months ago.

  69. Roca.:

    I didnt have any problem with the game. but the game has some many bugs, and like SW said “the game is just not that good”

  70. oldschool1987:

    bitch? ya no fuk all obviously! not a fanboy in the slightest, sayin it dont make it true. ya call me a bitch and ur the one who gets sloppys?

    tell me harry gaychez wot the fuk hav u done with ur life apart from play games???

    bet ive done more in the last 5 and a half yrs than ull do in ur entire lifetime. fact.

  71. SW:

    But harry has a bigger……ego… ;)

    *hugs harry’s…………..penis*

  72. harry sachz:

    Yes, I am calling you a bitch, bitch. Now stop your bitching.

    What have I done in the last 5 years? Ok let’s see;

    - Got married
    - Had a kid
    - Completed a uni degree
    - Made a porno
    - Did your mother
    - Believed it wasn’t butter

    The list could get bigger, but then i’d end up like Ivan.

  73. harry sachz:

    Sorry, I meant to say that I had a 3-way with your parents.

  74. harry sachz:

    That was before getting married.

  75. oldschool1987:

    lmao thats wot the majority of ppl have done anyway, ive been married 2yrs…

    Apart from porno which is just low and usin ur mummys camera filmin u and ur dog dont count.

    Done ‘your mother’? …which is just childish, grow up.

    and the uni degree explains why your so fuckin pompous, students always think their better than most. another fact lol.

    so basically you’ve done not much then? your a clown and your not even worth my comments school boy.

  76. harry sachz:

    So what was your highest level of education then? It’s obvious you weren’t paying attention in English.

    At any rate, even though I have never met you, I am confident that I am more than likely better than you at most things. Your dad said I was a better kisser than you.

  77. harry sachz:

    Maybe I have met you. Do you collect trolleys out the front of Coles?

  78. harry sachz:

    Did I mention that I had a 3-way with your parents?

  79. Roca.:

    lol, why u guys are going at each other?

  80. JofaMang:

    I traded in NHL09 a few weeks ago for sims3 (wife). Eb games gave me $42 bucks for it, thus I only had to pay 30 after tax for the collectors edition (she just had to have the green gem USB stick).

    EB games here in winnipeg has astounding trade in values for games, mind you only good for store credit. Nonetheless, it has worked well for me so far.

  81. Arvis:

    I wonder how much GameStop would give me for Virtua Tennis. I’m thinking of buying Rune Factory.

    -Arvis

  82. Roca.:

    where is that at, because here in Boston the most u can get for a game is $25. if they are a few months old.

  83. harry sachz:

    “lol, why u guys are going at each other?”

    Because you touch yourself at night!

  84. oldschool1987:

    mkayyyy, like a said, student with ego

  85. oldschool1987:

    and my highest qualification? trained paramedic m8, not as dumb as you think dirk diggler

  86. harry sachz:

    hahaha paramedic?? I am calling bullshit on that. You’re probably the orderly who cleans up people’s pee and blood.

    And no, you are still as dumb as I imagined you were. No amount of making up fake credentials is going to change the fact that I think you’re a halfwit.

  87. harry sachz:

    Wait, I think I figured it out. You completed the St John’s Ambulance course, right? Knowing how to put a bandage on someone doesn’t make you a paramedic.

    Anyway, I thought you would need some sort of degree to be a paramedic.

  88. oldschool1987:

    nope wrong… again! whos counting tho hey? im a trainded medic in the infantry, in civi street the qualification counts as paramedic. you tell urself its bullshit m8. not arsed either way

  89. oldschool1987:

    dunno where ur nastiness is coming from anyway :( lol

  90. harry sachz:

    I still think you’re lying.

    I’m not being nasty, I am being pompous, bitch.

  91. oldschool1987:

    lmao pointless actin like girls over net and on my little baby nieces life im not lying, im not that sad to make myself sound better and i wouldd say something better than medic, like jesus or god lol. anyways truce? blow job? lol.

    i find it pretty funny havin a argument over the net lol, gettin borin now so…

    So this porno ya done, it didn’t happen to have jenna jameson did it? lol

  92. harry sachz:

    Nope, Uncle Ron Jeremy rimmed me.

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