EA entices gamers with nudity to buy new copies of Saboteur

December 4, 2009

EA entices gamers with nudity to buy new copies of Saboteur Gamers who pick up a brand spanking new copy of The Saboteur will be treated to some nudity. This is the latest marketing strategy EA is employing to entice gamers into purchasing new copies of the game.

Those with a new copy of The Saboteur will receive a card with a redemption code to download  DLC, called “The Midnight Show” for free. The DLC provides many things, including additional hiding spots from the Nazis, a gambling game, and the option to get nude dances. I’m not going to post any videos here, but I’m sure you will be able to find these NSFW videos in the usual places.

It looks like EA may have stumbled upon the solution that could solve the used game industry that has been eating away at profits. The weakness to any gamer geek is of course nudity. I’m curious to know if this is Pandemic’s idea or EA’s. However, regardless of its origin, it just may be one of the most brilliant ideas of the century, almost up there with the Polio vaccine.



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40 Responses to “EA entices gamers with nudity to buy new copies of Saboteur”

  1. JofaMang:

    Those titties could use some tesselation.

    BTW, I never heard of this game before now. I would say mission accomplished, EA marketting department.

  2. CAD:

    Well that is one fine video. You should have put that video up because that Fag stuff the other day was just wrong. This is what we want to see.

  3. oldschool1987:

    More fag stuff for CAD

  4. JofaMang:

    Haha, fag stuff.

    I don’t recall any nudity in the DA: O video. There is a difference. Besides, one click shouldn’t stop the wank parade.

  5. Rimmer:

    Mike, did you post the comment on the youtube page? If not then the guy ripped off your article.
    I would have love to have seen how full the room was when they motion captured the performance. You can just imagine about a dozen tech guys trying to apply the MoCap white dots and the performer wondering why 90% of them where on her breasts.

  6. SW:

    Sinning bitch should go read Galatians 5:19.

    She’s going to burn with the fags I tell ye!

    ………………………………..
    ………………………………..

  7. harry sachz:

    The DA: O clip was funny.

  8. Roca.:

    this game was made by Pandemic :D
    thats all you need to know

  9. Ivan_PSP:

    Was so bad about nudity. And this will not make any different in sell. Nudity never helped and never damage a game. Was so brilliant about this LMFAO.

    Rad Doll Kun Fu avoid this trash from the PSN is faulty and well pure trash a waste of time.

  10. Barnabe Jones:

    Ok so I started DA:O last night. I was actually a little startled when I finally took control of my guy, the graphics are pretty poor. Like PS2-ish. Maybe I’ve been spoiled by AC2 and UC2, but I thought to myself, “Wow seriously?”

    Now I know graphics are not the defining factor of a game, and so far the story/dialog has been pretty good. But it’s by far the least graphically impressive game I’ve played in a long time.

    Also, that DA:O commercial for the 360 is false advertising. Even the opening cut-scene didn’t look anywhere near that good.

    Considering this is a holiday mutliplat release from a big company… wow, just wow.

    /end rant

    Like I said… so far the game has been pretty good though.

    I went with a human warrior. I think the elves story sounded more interesting… but I couldn’t get that imagine of Zandler the Elf having relations with that guy out of my head.

  11. Roca.:

    Graphics are horrible.
    Gameplay is not a good as Demon’s Souls (full control of your Character) and it’s not as rewarding as Demon’Souls.

    the first Boss was a disappointment also. killed that mofo with 3 hits

  12. Ivan_PSP:

    The PlayStation 2 has good graphics for most games.

    Log in to the PLAYSTATION Network now.

    Demon’s Souls for a PS3 game has just decent graphics.

    The game that i love more in graphics is Killzone 2.

  13. ncaissie:

    “The weakness to any gamer geek is of course nudity.”
    should read “The weakness to any GUY is of course nudity.”

  14. twilight:

    I guess they are willing to try anything to boost their sales.

  15. Ivan_PSP:

    twilight:
    How that ain’t going to change sells trust me i know.
    My weakness as a certify PlayStation gamer is the money.

    If they release a demo and the trophy are not insane like they all are i will probably buy this maybe. Is really weird i hated EA so much before but now that i converted that hate towards Activision and they started making decent games after they saw their low reviews. This my be my first or second EA game that i would buy that’s non SCEA. I am currently own by Sony.

  16. ToshithegreaT:

    Just read it somewhere that mass effect is coming on 2 disks :)

    Just preordered Army of two 40th day and Mass Effect 2 CE

  17. CAD:

    “Sinning bitch should go read Galatians 5:19.

    She’s going to burn with the fags I tell ye!”

    SW

    Well I agree with you there.

  18. Barnabe Jones:

    Ok, so I became a Grey Warden. On my way to light the beacons.

    The game is pretty good. :)

    Trivia Question:

    I know Allister is the bad guy from Uncharted 2, but who does Duncan’s voice? It’s so familiar but I can’t place it.

  19. CAD:

    SW very good verse Galatians 5:16-26

    16 I say then: Walk in the Spirit, and you shall not fulfill the lust of the flesh. 17 For the flesh lusts against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh; and these are contrary to one another, so that you do not do the things that you wish. 18 But if you are led by the Spirit, you are not under the law.
    19 Now the works of the flesh are evident, which are: adultery,[c] fornication, uncleanness, lewdness, 20 idolatry, sorcery, hatred, contentions, jealousies, outbursts of wrath, selfish ambitions, dissensions, heresies, 21 envy, murders,[d] drunkenness, revelries, and the like; of which I tell you beforehand, just as I also told you in time past, that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.
    22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness, self-control. Against such there is no law. 24 And those who are Christ’s have crucified the flesh with its passions and desires. 25 If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit. 26 Let us not become conceited, provoking one another, envying one another.

  20. Barnabe Jones:

    btw… I want to have sexual relations with that witch from the forest. ;)

  21. Barnabe Jones:

    There’s nothing in the bible about having virtual sex with sultry buxom witches right? I’m safe then?

  22. ToshithegreaT:

    “Ok, so I became a Grey Warden. On my way to light the beacons.

    The game is pretty good.”

    @thats all i wanted to know thanks

  23. Barnabe Jones:

    Basically the graphics are the only negative so far. They’re not horrible, but not nearly as good as most other games out there.

    Now that I’ve fought a few battles, I’m actually enjoying the battle system more then I thought I would. It’s not as simple as it first seems.

  24. Roca.:

    BJ,

    are you going to want the Stone? I got a better router. I should be fine now.

  25. JofaMang:

    Quoting scripture? Jesus-fucking-christ.

  26. The Future of Sega:

    ^^^^Shut your ass!!! How DARE you use the Lord’s name in vain you satan asswhipe!!! Fuck in Hell bitch!

  27. The Future of Sega:

    Global fuck nuts….anywho I just saw the Youtube video and it looks terrible. Her blazing angels have no reality motion. This game is pure turd. The makers and distributors of this game need to ride on a chocolate covered pony eating cherries.

  28. Ivan_PSP:

    Who give’s a shit is the game is going to have porn or not wow people. And people commit sin every second.

    I hope the game turns out really good.

  29. The Future of Sega:

    I GIVE a shit because I don’t want my kids playing such games! Soon they’ll be jacking off all over the damn place!!!……Of coarse that will be in the future :P

  30. Roca.:

    there is no need to bring the bible to talk about gay. we all know all creatures (humnan and aminals) have a male and a female. the system works well and one of each (a male and a female) can bring another life into this world. the system works well and their body are different from each other for a reason. but when you have to two creatures of the same sex, the whole purpose of life is doomed.

    I think this world is become too liberal and ppl are raised in a different way now days.

  31. The Future of Sega:

    So young…..so angry…..DAWM that rap music!!!!

  32. Ivan_PSP:

    Wow only stupid people cared about this sex shit get a life and open your fucking mind.

    That’s why i love Rockstar North they don’t give a shit about rules. They put exactly what they want at any cause. I can’t wait to see AGENT.

  33. The Future of Sega:

    We the PS3 fan-boys claim no affiliation with Ivan PSP. He is what you call your Grade A dick-wad.

  34. Barnabe Jones:

    Roca, Thanks. Yeah I think I only need the pure blade stone. I still need to beat a few boards for the miracle trophy also.

  35. Ivan_PSP:

    The Future of Sega:
    Go fuck yourself loser.

    How many points are each trophy worth? What is the value of each type of trophy?

    Bronze: 15
    Silver: 30
    Gold: 90
    Platinum: 180

    How many points does it take to get to each level?

    Level 1 – 0 pts

    Level 2 – 200 pts

    Level 3 – 600 pts

    Level 4 – 1200 pts

    Level 5 – 2400 pts

    Level 6 – 4000 pts

    Level 7 – 6000 pts

    Level 8 – 8000 pts

    Level 9 – 10000 pts

    Level 10 – 12000 pts

    Level 11 – 14000 pts

    Level 12 – 16000 pts

    Level 13 – 24000 pts

    Level 14 – 32000 pts

    Level 15 – 40000 pts

    Level 16 – 48000 pts

    Level 17 – 56000 pts

    Level 18 – 64000 pts

    Level 19 – 72000 pts

    Level 20 – 80000 pts

    It takes 8,000 points between levels after 20 also.

  36. CON:

    Anyone remember the controversy about mass effect?

    SEXBOX!

    LOL. Completely hilarious

  37. Ivan_PSP:

    Was Mass Effect????????

  38. ViRuS:

    Future of Sega,

    I GIVE a shit because I don’t want my kids playing such games! Soon they’ll be jacking off all over the damn place!!!……Of coarse that will be in the future.

    LOL

    I hope your kids don’t see the curtains and put 2 + 2 together.

  39. SW:

    Well as long as its ok for little timmy to run over 35 people in GTA on his way to mass murdering even more. We should all be happy!
    (Games have ratings for a reason folks ;) )

  40. The Future of Sega:

    @ Ivan…lol. pwned.

    @ Virus….I’m sorry your name isssss??????? lol pwned.

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