Wii Fit sucks at burning calories

January 10, 2010

Wii Fit sucks at burning caloriesIn fact, it sucks so bad at this simple task that doing some housework is better for you. And it’s certainly a lot more useful.

It could be argued that after the Nintendo Wii itself, Wii Fit is the marketing success of the past couple of years. Nintendo shifted millions of units of the lifestyle device to lard-arsed women everywhere. And that despite it not exactly being cheap.

Unfortunately for those big-boned unfortunates out there, it appears that Wii Fit isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. In fact, according to the Daily Record, Which? discovered that housework is better for you than a session on Wii Fit. Ten minutes of housework burns 42 calories, while 10 minutes on Wii Fit only burns 25 calories.

Personal trainer Andrew Colley is quoted as saying:

I can see value in the Wii Fit but can’t say I am buying into the expensive adverts for this machine. The amount of calories you burn will depend on how much you weigh and how hard you are working.

No shit, Sherlock. But it’s still disconcerting to hear vacuuming or washing the dishes is better for you than making a tit of yourself on Wii Fit. It’s also cheaper and leaves your house looking better. Screw Nintendo and its clever marketing techniques.



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20 Responses to “Wii Fit sucks at burning calories”

  1. Happyhockum:

    Dave I think you’re missing the point here.

    Housework is not, by any stretch of the immagination fun and Wii Fit, I am relaibly informed by 3 people I know with it, is.

    I know you have real trouble understanding what’s going on with the Wii but you’ll just have to give it some more thought as the leading sales continue month by month.

  2. SW:

    I would rather wash the dishes tbh…

  3. ScrewBot:

    Please don’t fight!

    Soon Nintendo will release Wii Housework, then everybody will be happy.

  4. harry sachz:

    haha Screwbot, don’t forget the 10+ peripherals that will come out with it, i.e the Wii Broom, the Wii Mop, the Wii Vacuum cleaner etc…

  5. CarlB:

    Don’t forget the Wii Dirty Dishes… lol.

  6. gunstar:

    I have a feeling many developers for the PS3 & Natal will buy into this Fitness Crap the Wii started up.
    And fill the 360&PS3 with shovel ware.

    Nintendo, Nintendo. The Nintendo Empire Strikes Back!
    You are the Godzilla of video gaming.
    Sometimes you are a friend but you could turn up into a big foe and destroy!
    Monopoly? I don’t think so.
    Not when Sony & M$ is around.
    You are out of control.
    You are so desperate and your desperation is reaching critical mass.

  7. Roca.:

    I can’t wait to see the Wii version of “Nintendogs”

    it will come packed with a real dog :D

  8. CarlB:

    Nah, they’ll team with Sony and have Aibo with fur… and an airplane ;)

  9. Roca.:

    leave it to CarlB to be the first one post a troll comment

  10. CarlB:

    And that’s the first “troll comment” here… how?
    We were all joking, including you, so why are you getting so upset all of a sudden???

  11. Roca.:

    because you have been on that “Eye Pet- hate” for few weeks now…we where all joking around and left the console naming/console war aside until you brought it up.

    the Joke was about the all the Crazy peripherals the Wii has…then why bring Sony into all this? if you wanted to joke around by bring another console you should have mentioned MS who whas way more peripherals/add-ons than Sony at a higher price

    Harry made a similar comments and you replied accordingly. I made a similar type of joke and you have to reply by bringing Sony and a PS3 game into this

  12. ScrewBot:

    I bought the Chainsaw Controller for PS2 but couldn’t find any lumberjack games.

  13. CarlB:

    So it’s okay to make fun of Nintendo but not Sony? Hilarious. I don’t “hate” EyePet, I just think it’s funny. Why are you taking it so personally? Oh, I see that I “should have mentioned MS”… fine, they’ll team with Microsoft and have a… furry hard drive pre-installed with a Viva Pinata animal that eats Milo after torturing him. Good lord you get upset and call “troll” over the silliest things Roca.

    “and you replied accordingly”

    Do I have to obey your rules now Roca? Is that it? Please. You make me think of Sony every time you comment because you are such a staunch supporter/defender (some would say PBot) of not only them, but now it seems the flying monkey in EyePet and Aibo. Lighten up dude.

  14. Roca.:

    there is no rules…..do as you please.

  15. harry sachz:

    He’s been a sensitive little flower lately. Let’s give him a hug. I’ll start;

    *hugs Roca*

  16. Ivan_PSP:

    Ignored CarlB the Xbot he’s just bitter and pure full of jealously.

  17. CarlB:

    Looks like Ivan needs one too harry ;)

  18. Ivan_PSP:

    Enjoy eurogamer.ro/tv_search.php?q=rain

  19. harry sachz:

    He’s all yours Charlie!

  20. CarlB:

    But he’s ignoring me :( …sniff.

    http://video.ign.com/dor/articles/927759/sarcastic-gamer/videos/sarcastoc_prt_wiifit_041409.html

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