Would you play a Kinect sex game?
The Wii is too family-friendly for a sex game, obviously, but Kinect on the Xbox 360? It could happen.
Where there is technology there is sex. In fact, where there is anything there is sex; it plays a part in many facets of our adult lives. And now horny people could have a new toy to play with.
As first imagined by Slashdong (NSFW), Kinect could quite easily be used for sexual shenanigans, especially with the technology being cracked and hacked. As well as all the techniques Kinect could be used for detailed on that site, what about an actual game which sees body movements tracked for sexual purposes?
This is never going to happen in any kind of official way because Microsoft wouldn’t risk it, and there would be an outcry from those who still believe gaming is the domain of young children. Although it would probably work in Japan where they have a slightly different attitude to the seedier side of technology.
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December 1st, 2010
Where’s CAD . . . . ?
December 1st, 2010
Yeah. Didn’t he already bang his Kinect?
December 1st, 2010
What was the site South Park was making fun of?
Guy jackin it…
guy jackin
yep.. guy jackin it.
December 1st, 2010
hey dave MS already have started makin games towards the lonely virgins like CAD etc…its an XBL arcade game called “learn how to talk to girls”. i mean we all knew 360owners were desperate, but we didnt know they were THAT desperate!!! LMFAO
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/xbox-game-teaches-guys-how-to-talk-to-girls-555785
December 1st, 2010
kama sutra Kinect? Doin it Doggy style?
LOL Yeah I thing kinectimals already does it for CAD.
He busted a nut over it.
December 1st, 2010
XBL can teach CAD how to talk to girls and Kinect can teach him what to do if he ever got one.
That is a BIG IF!
December 1st, 2010
ROFLMAO @ Liquid
December 1st, 2010
roca
MS next big innovation will be blow up sex dolls for the 360 crowd LOL
December 1st, 2010
in a raft. They call it the “love boat” LOL
December 1st, 2010
Yeah I could see Rockstar trying their hand at this one for the new GTA.
Having sex with hookers and then beating them to death will be taken to a whole new level lol.
December 1st, 2010
Not for you though, right CON? Hey I guess CON really stands for Convict. Are you posting from the prison computer CON?
December 1st, 2010
So how old are you Norman? 8?
December 1st, 2010
360 fanboys are so desprate that they have these things called porn mags (this is true for the 20 360 owners i know).
December 1st, 2010
so do normal people. . .if PS3RULEZ saw a fanny in real life he would have a heart attack. . .LOL
December 1st, 2010
Liquid please grow up or has comman sense failed you?
December 1st, 2010
no has it failed you??? your saying porn magazines are made for 360 fanboys. . . your stupidity is hilarious.
December 1st, 2010
Can you please ban TFOS!! His porno pictures make me cry…
And for the record, he DID NOT put me up to this *cough*
December 1st, 2010
“So how old are you Norman? 8?”
yep lol
December 1st, 2010
No I’m really 9
December 1st, 2010
“Can you please ban TFOS!! His porno pictures make me cry…
And for the record, he DID NOT put me up to this *cough*”
LOL a mass message on PSN.
December 1st, 2010
You as well ncaissie? lmao
December 1st, 2010
“And for the record, he DID NOT put me up to this *cough*”
As subtle as a brick . . . .
December 1st, 2010
“You as well ncaissie? lmao”
Me too!
December 1st, 2010
Me three
December 1st, 2010
me 4. lol that is why I said mass.
December 1st, 2010
Weren’t meant to be subtle lmao
I don’t want him banned though, the guy cracks me up lol
December 1st, 2010
“lol that is why I said mass”
I thought you said it to rob it in CON’s face that Mass Effect 2 is coming to PS3 in a matter of weeks
December 1st, 2010
He did Roca, it was a double barrel comment lol.
December 1st, 2010
LOL Bazinga
December 1st, 2010
Nah, I don´t think it will happen any time soon. I give it at least another 10 years for that.
December 1st, 2010
i’d like to say No, I wouldn’t, but 3 a.m. and drunk could say different….
December 1st, 2010
LOL
The we get no ass PS3 crew is all jealous because they have no life beyond shoving their dicks in the PS3. Maybe twilight will let you gang bang her LOL. So many comments about me just because I got a stripper to do Dance Central Naked amongst other things. You guys only wish you had such stories. Got another stripper event this Saturday for my birthday and some of my other buddies who`s Birthday fall around the same time. We`re even going to a shooting range on Friday. I should make my target a PS3 LOL.
December 1st, 2010
i can imagine the scene. . .a fit blonde stripper crawling towards CAD, giving him a lapdance, CAD is extatic with pleasure. . . . then from CADs point of view we see something in the corner, the stripper blurs, the object in the corner becomes clearer. . .CAD explodes in his pants. .and the object is revealed as…. KINECT!!! LOL
December 1st, 2010
yeah oldschool i got that message too.
December 1st, 2010
LMFAO CAD is so full of it!!!
December 1st, 2010
“The we get no ass PS3 crew is all jealous”
i prefer pussy myself CAD but if butt-fucking your friends is your thing then work away, but trust me. . .im not jealous of ass
December 2nd, 2010
was your wife the stripper CAD?
December 2nd, 2010
It’s funny watching CAD flip floping all the time
then: most hardcore gamer in blorge, for him it was all about shooters and online gaming.
now: busting his nuts with the laggy Kinect gameplay is what he’s been doing the most lately – praising titles like [Kinect] Wii-Sports, Kinectimals and a Dancing game.
then: preaching the bible and tell ppl what’s good and bad.
now: talks about how he spends most of his money on weed and hookers/strippers.
December 2nd, 2010
His wife must be proud.
December 2nd, 2010
Cad,
I know you’re used to dealing with these types of women but like I said many times before I’m not that type. Besides, you’re the one that said you got a nut over the Kinect.
December 2nd, 2010
Yeah becaue Kinect is just awesome as a perpetual for the 360. Hand jesture and Voice command makes it worth busting a nut over.
Anyways I tried Fighter Uncaged and it is horrible. Thankfully it was only a rental. I think the reason it’s so bad is because it requires precise moves which work during training but once the fight is on your acting move like you would in a real fight and not standing still enough to get the controls off properly. It doesn’t traslate well. Kinect sports Boxing is where it’s at. That one title alone is so great.
December 2nd, 2010
That is funny CAD. Every Kinect game they talk about on G4TV they say they are unresponsive. I laugh my ass off every time I see one get reviewed.
December 2nd, 2010
“I think the reason it’s so bad is because it requires precise moves”
That’s why the move is the most precise and accurate motion device and it has buttons for more precise and easy input.
December 2nd, 2010
I heard the move fighting games sucks ass too.
December 2nd, 2010
i heard move sucks in general. . .but kinect is a lot shitter
December 2nd, 2010
Lol I agree.
December 3rd, 2010
Lol the lesser shitty of two shitties.
December 3rd, 2010
Kinect is the crapiest piece of crap in crapville.
December 3rd, 2010
Move and Kinect both reside in crapville, a place I won’t visit. Maybe when they clean it up so it doesn’t smell so bad I’ll go sightseeing… next year?
December 3rd, 2010
LOL all motion gaming is shit and i wish it would just go away.
December 4th, 2010
I like Move.
Table Tennis is fun. Bowling is fun– but hard as hell. RE5 gold is much better with it.